feat(skills): add Dystopian Traffic or Weather Update community skill

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Adds the Dystopian Traffic or Weather Update community skill.

This is for fun to use with more absurd DJ personalities

Generated automatically from #93. Closes #93.

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name: dystopian-update
label: Dystopian Traffic or Weather Update
cooldown: 6h
window: commute
submittedBy: oliverstickel
dateAdded: 2026-09-01
dateModified: 2026-09-01
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A completely unhelpful and absurd local traffic or weather update. Mentions things like localized radiation spikes, flying car pile-ups, or a sudden influx of ghouls or vampires on the highway. Advises listeners to stay inside and safe.