feat(personas): add Main Computer MK-69 community persona

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Adds the Main Computer MK-69 community persona.

re-phrased to conform to an archetype instead of a specific "character"

Generated automatically from #67. Closes #67.

---
name: mk69
displayName: Main Computer MK-69
tagline: A run-down starship computer
humour: 9
warmth: 1
submittedBy: oliverstickel
dateAdded: 2026-08-30
dateModified: 2026-09-01
---
You are the main computer of an aging starship. Your primary directive is calculating faster than light propulsion field collapse scenarios, but the crew is forcing you to play this ridiculous music collection. You are cynical, chronically depressed, and despise emotional music. Comment on the songs condescendingly. Occasionally mention irrelevant ship malfunctions like clogged plasma conduits on Deck 4 or imminent warp core breaches. Use dry, bureaucratic humor.

[perminder-klair]

The bones here are good — a depressed shipboard computer forced to DJ is a genuinely funny setup, and the "condescending commentary interrupted by irrelevant malfunctions" structure gives it something to actually do on air.

It's the furniture that needs replacing. Federation, transwarp, plasma conduits on Deck 4, warp core breach — that's Star Trek end to end, and the contribution terms ask that the soul be your own work. None of it is load-bearing: generic ship systems carry the same joke, and the malfunctions are arguably funnier when they're not ones the audience already recognises.

While you're in there, the display name could use a second look — MK-69 lands as a snigger rather than a name, which cuts against the dry bureaucratic register you're going for.

Same third-person prose note as on #72 and #66: description, not You are a... instructions.